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For faithful readers, I'm sorry to move you around, but this site is far better for the purposes of Editor's Sidebar than the last. I've carried over the more popular blog posts, and new ones will be added here (see below). Unfortunately, I couldn't carry over the comments, but feel free to make new ones. On the other hand, almost the entire original site has been recreated here, with all its resource pages (except for the regional book page).

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Toronto Star: Celine Dion saves on diapers

Posted November 11, 2009

A Toronto Star story on Celine Dion reports on two separate medical miracles the singer has experienced.

The most recent is to be found in the headline, "Celine no longer pregnant." Note, this is not about how she lost the baby, nor how she has given birth. It's about her having been pregnant a few days ago, while now she is -- well, not pregnant.

"We suspect the baby just kind of evaporated," said her husband, Rene Angelil.

Well, actually what …

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Ten Books for the Well-Read Man

Posted November 7, 2009

Although media seem dedicated to portraying men as oblivious to anything outside of sports, tools, and sex, the truth is that until a few decades ago any self-respecting man was expected to have a wide range of knowledge. “I have taken all knowledge to be my province,” says Bacon, while Marlowe encourages us to have “aspiring minds” and to climb “after knowledge infinite.”

To this end, we offer one book for each of ten categories with…

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"Impact" count for Oct. 30, 2009

Posted October 30, 2009

Every so often I like to count the number of times impact is used as a verb in the daily news. (I suffer from low blood pressure and this always has the effect of raising it to a significant degree.)

Here's today's count:

  • Impacted: 20,659 times. 
  • Impacting: 6,379 times
  • Will impact: 2,619 times

While every instance of impact as a verb jars in the ears of educated readers, some writers appear to have gone out of their way to be offensive. 

In …

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WWSD? (What would Stanley Do?)

Posted October 21, 2009

This week I've been urging my students to be more like Stan Marsh and not take "facts" for granted.

In episode #1009 (air date, Oct. 11, 2006), Stan Marsh is drawn into the world of conspiracy nut-jobbery by a man who claims that George Bush was behind the 911 attacks. Initially skeptical, Stan is presented with increasing evidence right up to a confession by George Bush himself. Throughout it all, Stan keeps tilting his head to one side and say…

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The honour of the British "ou" spelling

Posted October 18, 2009

Granted, the English language is not one of the world's more logical languages.

We’ll begin with box, and the plural is boxes.
But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes.
Then one fowl is goose, but two are called geese.
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

To add to the complications, when speaking metaphorically we often use the "wrong" form of the plural. For instance, we would say, "Those two dancers are bumbling around like a …

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New report card guidelines get passing grade for clarity

Posted October 13, 2009

While our educators have been working hard for years on such tasks as “strategizing thematic applications,” “deploying school-to-work critical thinking,” and “embracing visionary assessments,” it seems that some parents, and at least one trustee, have been silently fuming at the incomprehensible jargon.

Especially when it appears on report cards.

Teachers, however, are saying that they’re not to blame.

“The comments they write,” say…

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Brown's B Magazine: promoting shoes and illiteracy

Posted October 11, 2009

We received a copy of B Magazine: Celebrity Edition.

Clever title: B Magazine. Very original.

That is, so long as you don’t confuse it with the beauty journal B Magazine, the Bollywood B Magazine, the Boomer B Magazinethe bridal B Magazine, or Gibraltar’s B Magazine.

This particular B Magazine is published by Browns. It’s slick, glossy, superbly photographed, and its only purpose is to promote Browns’ shoes.

“Every season,” th…

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But...isn't it his home?

Posted October 10, 2009

Recently, Trever James Wearmouth and Thomas Anthony Bryce-Hartmen sneaked into the Calgary zoo after hours, engaged in a little playful banter with a Siberian tiger, and ended up in hospital.

In his capacity as Calgary Police acting Staff Sergeant and Spokesperson for the Department of the Obvious,  Rick Halford noted that both 27-year-old men had been drinking.

The story itself, of course, is fairly amusing on its own since neither was seriou…

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That's the way it was: August 17, 2009

Posted August 18, 2009

One of the top stories in Canada right now is about the New Democratic Party failing to change their name to the Democratic Party at a weekend convention in Halifax. For some time the NDP, which has been losing ground in recent years, has contemplated the bold strategy employed by many brands which have fallen out of favour with the public: ignore the issues and change the name. In their latest attempt, they’d placed the name-change resolution on…

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I watched the news today -- oh boy!

Posted August 13, 2009

In general, I get my news from newspapers, which are still the most reliable and comprehensive sources around. Those who denigrate newspapers and praise the Internet are generally just getting stories online that originated with a traditional news service. In times of crisis, social networking platforms sometimes provide information unavailable to regular journalists, but at their best, these sources tend to be unreliable and intensely subjective…

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Ancient Greek humour with a Scottish accent

Ad Nauseam -- for ad men & women

And was the guy in the grassy knoll from Madison Avenue?


The Hathaway Shirts man revealed
The Hathaway Shirts man revealed

An article by theatre critic Richard Ouzounian in Tuesday’s Toronto Star, (Time in a Mad Men World) travels the well-tread ground of blaming Madison Avenue for pretty well every ill confronting the modern world.

Having attended “a scholarship Jesuit boys’ pre…

• The man on the street is a frickin’ liar


No, really. She does all her makeup herself. And its all Cover Girl (well, at least till the end of her contract with them)..

No, really. She does all her makeup herself, and only uses Cover Girl. ("Nothing covers bruises like Cover Girl.")

I must have been around eight years old when I saw a Candid Camera spot that taught me almost everything I needed to know about “man on the street” testimonials.

It involved a resta…

• Product business vs. marketing business


Note -- this is not one of my twins who plays bagpipes in China.

Note -- this is not one of my twins who plays bagpipes in China.

I just talked to my twins on the phone.

I don’t hear from them too often, and see them even less, because for the past three years they’ve been earning their living by playing bagpipes in China.

That’s right. Bagpipes. China. Earni…

canadae.ca we are in
Canadae.ca

Now why does "Canada" have an "e" at the end?